BOJACK HORSEMAN
“Usually when people ask how I’m doing, the real answer is I’m doing shitty, but I can’t say I’m doing shitty, because I don’t even have a good reason to be doing shitty. So if I say, “I’m doing shitty” then they say, “why? what’s wrong?” And I have to be like, “ I don’t know, all of it?” So instead, when people ask me how I’m doing, I usually say, “I am doing so great.”- BoJack img (Season 5, Episode 6)
If you are unfamiliar with BoJack Horseman, it is a dark, animated comedy encompassing a horse named BoJack (I know you couldn't tell from the title). He was previously a major celebrity – a direct result of his role in the 1990s sitcom Horsin' Around – and even more previously, a victim of childhood abuse. The show is brilliant for its capture of real-life obstacles (i.e. depression, trauma, self-destructive behavior, addiction, sexuality, and racism) that many humans face as we traverse through this thing called life. I applaud the show for its role on the destigmatization of mental health and rather than write a summary of the story, largely because I believe you should go watch it yourself if you haven't already, I have decided to use the allotted space (i.e. this site) to share my favorite quotes from the six seasons. As there will be spoilers, I have divided the quotes into sections by season and if you have a favorite quote that I missed, feel free to email me. I have also attached, for those available, an image or video of the dialogue between the characters to jog your memory of its relevance in the story. I take no credit for any of the images or videos used – I am solely compiling this information for myself and other fans of the show.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
SEASON 1
Diane : "You're responsible for your own happiness, you know?"
BoJack : “God, that’s depressing.” img vid (Episode 1)
BoJack : "Life is just one long hard kick in the urethra." vid (Episode 1)
BoJack : “You know what the problem is with everybody? They all just want to hear what they already believe. No one ever wants to hear the truth.” img
Diane : "I want to hear the truth. I don't know if you want to tell it though." (Episode 2)
BoJack : "Maybe because you're skinny, and maybe because you're pretty, you're used to getting away with things. But I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others, and I hate you, and you are a horrible person, and not understanding that you're a horrible person does not make you less of a horrible person." vid
Pam : "You think I'm pretty?" (Episode 2)
BoJack : "People usually don't want to hang out with me after rehab. I'm really more of a before rehab friend." (Episode 3)
BoJack : "The most important thing is you got to give the people what they want. Even if it kills you, even if it empties you out until there's nothing left to empty. No matter what happens, no matter how much it hurts, you don't stop dancing, and you don't stop smiling, and you give those people what they want." (Episode 3)
Sarah Lynn's Mother : "Honey, college is for ugly people who can't tap-dance." vid
Sarah Lynn : "I want to be an architect."
Sarah Lynn's Mother : "Sweetheart, Mommy didn't do what Mommy did to that star search producer so that you could be an architect." (Episode 3)
Wayne : "You can live your happy Zelda life in this happy Zelda town and pretend you're a happy Zelda, but I know you, and this isn't you.
Wayne : People don't change, Diane, not really. Mr. Peanutbutter's a Zelda. He's happy and he's carefree and he's loving, but you and me, we're Zoes... We're Zoes, Diane. img
Wayne : We're cynical and we're sad and we're mean. There's a darkness inside you, and you can bury it deep in burritos as big as your head, but someday soon, that darkness is gonna come out, and when it does, I want you to call me." (Episode 4)
BoJack : "What's great about Los Angeles is nobody cares where you're from or who you are. It's a superficial town where you can worry about stupid shit like keeping your pool clean, and what artisanal nuts to put on your salad." (Episode 5)
BoJack : "That's not true. I can express feelings."
BoJack : "Nothing on the outside. Nothing on the inside." img (Episode 6)
Herb : "You know what your problem is? You want to think of yourself as the good guy. Well, I know you better than anyone, and I can tell you that you're not. In fact, you'd probably sleep a lot better at night if you just admit to yourself that you're a selfish, goddamn coward who takes whatever he want, and doesn't give a shit about who he hurts! That's you!" (Episode 8)
BoJack : "Um, I-I guess my question is do you... do you think it's too late for me?"
Diane : "What?"
BoJack : "I mean a-a-a-a-a-a-am I just doomed to be the person that I am? Th-The person in that book? I mean i-it's not too late for me, is it? It's not too late? Diane, I need you to tell me it's not too late."
Diane : "BoJack, I..."
BoJack : "I-I-I-I need you to tell me that I'm a good person. I know that I can be selfish and narcissistic and self-destructive, but underneath all that, deep down, I'm a good person, and I need you to tell me that I'm good. Diane? Tell me, please, Diane. Tell me that I'm good." img vid (Episode 11)
Diane : "BoJack, when people find out that someone like you, who seems larger than life, is actually just as wounded and vulnerable as they are, it makes them feel less lonely." (Episode 11)
BoJack : "This is my last chance to make people love me again. If this goes out, everybody's gonna see the real me. Now, I spend a lot of time with the real me, and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." (Episode 11)
Todd : "As you know, I was hurt. But then I realised, that's just how you are. You know, and maybe I just need to stop expecting you to be a good person, so that way I won't get hurt when you're not." (Episode 11)
Diane : "It's never too late to be the person you want to be. You need to choose the life you want." img (Episode 11)
Diane : "Well, That's the problem with life, right? Either you know what you want, and then you don't get what you want. Or you get what you want, and then you don't know what you want." (Episode 12)
Diane : "That's the thing - I don't think I believe in deep down. I kind of think all you are is just the things that you do." img (Episode 12)
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SEASON 2
Beatrice Horseman : "You better grow up to be something great, to make up for all the damage you've done." (Episode 1)
Beatrice Horseman : "I just wanted to tell you... I know. I know you wanna be happy, but you won't be, and... I'm sorry. It's not just you, you know. Your father and I, we, well... You come by it, honestly, the ugliness inside you. I know you you were born broken, that's your birthright. And now you can fill your life with projects. Your books and your movies and your little girlfriends but it won't make you whole. You're BoJack. There's no cure for that." img (Episode 1)
Princess Carolyn : "You know a lot of people go their whole lives and they never give a damn. But Herb, he gave those beavers a dam." (Episode 3)
BoJack : "Yea, I'm calling this road-trip a double-O seven, because we are going to bond." (Episode 5)
Mr.Peanutbutter : "Team players wanted"? Oh, I'm such a good team player, I make all the other team players look like garbage." (Episode 6)
Mr. Peanutbutter : "All I ever wanted was to be your friend. And you treat me like a big joke. You think I don't notice? Why don't you like me?"
BoJack : "Mr. Peanutbutter..." Mr. Peanutbutter : "No, tell me."
BoJack : "Because... "I'm jealous."
Mr. Peanutbutter : "Oh. Of what? Diane?"
BoJack : "No. Of everything. Everything comes so easy for you."
Mr. Peanutbutter : "Oh, and it doesn't for you? You're a millionaire movie star with a girlfriend who loves you, acting in your dream movie. What more do you want? What else could the universe possible owe you?"
BoJack : "I want... to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don't know how. I don't know if I can." vid (Episode 8)
Wanda Pierce : "What happened, BoJack?"
BoJack : "Same thing that always happens. You didn't know me and then you fell in love with me. And now you know me."
Wanda Pierce : "When you look at the world through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags." vid (Episode 10)
Charlotte : “I don't care where you go, BoJack, but I can't have you around here, you make me too sad." (Episode 11)
BoJack : "I don't understand how people... live. It's amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: 'Yeah, another day, let's do it.' How do people do it? I don't know how." vid (Episode 11)
Rutabaga Rabitowitz : "Can you really afford to be picky? What? I'm just saying, what, you think you're gonna find some perfect unattached guy who's gonna love you like I do? Who's gonna make you laugh and feel good about yourself? This is it, Carolyn, this is what you get. If you're holding out for something better, well, I hate to break it to you, but you're gonna be alone for a long time." (Episode 11)
BoJack : "Ow, crap. I hate this. Running is terrible, everything is the worst."
BoJack : "Oh my God, oh my God."
Jogging baboon : “It gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day —that’s the hard part. But it does get easier." vid (Episode 12)
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SEASON 3
BoJack : "How do you make something right when you’ve made it so wrong you can never go back."
Reporter : "I think you have to keep moving forward?"
BoJack : "All my life that’s all I’ve ever done. What’s it gotten me?" (Episode 1)
Diane : "It’s not about being happy, that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day. I can’t keep asking myself 'Am I happy?' It just makes me more miserable. I don’t know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I don’t think they exist." (Episode 3)
BoJack : "No one’s happy all the time, you have to focus on the small things." (Episode 3)
Diane : "Everyone was worried about you, you know. You can’t just disappear. You really hurt a lot of people."
Cuddlywhiskers : "Sometimes you need to take responsibility for you own happiness."
Diane : "You don't think that's a little selfish?"
Cuddlywhiskers : "I don’t know what to tell you. I’m happy for the first time in my life and I’m not gonna feel bad about it. It takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesn’t have to be that way. Only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy." vid (Episode 3)
BoJack : "Kelsey, in this terrifying world, all we have are the connections we make. I'm sorry I got you fired. I'm sorry I never called you after." (Episode 4)
BoJack : "Taneisha, nobody completes anybody. That's not a real thing! If you're lucky enough to find someone you can halfway tolerate, you sink your nails in and you don't let go, no matter what."
Taneisha : "So what? I should just... settle?"
BoJack : "Yes! Thank you, exactly: settle! Because, otherwise, you're just gonna get older and harder and more alone. And you're gonna do everything you can to fill that hole- with friends and your career and meaningless sex, but the hole... doesn't get filled. And one day you're going to look around and you're going to realize that everybody loves you... but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world." img vid (Episode 5)
Diane : "... and sometimes I think I know myself, but maybe that's a trap. Because maybe I am Cool Sexy Diane or Really in Touch with Her Feelings Diane or possibly other Dianes we don't even know about yet. The point is, I am all of the Dianes." (Episode 5)
The closer : "When you do bad things, you have something you can point to when people eventually leave you. It’s not you, you tell yourself. It’s that bad thing you did. Do you often keep people at arm’s length? Are you afraid of being known and knowing others?" (Episode 7)
BoJack : "Yeah, she was right. It’s so sad when you see someone as they really are, it ruins them." img vid (Episode 7)
The closer : "No, because that’s just theater. It allows you to think you’re in control but the whole idea of control is a myth. The universe is a wild beast. You can’t tame it. All you can do is try to live inside it." (Episode 7)
Mr Peanutbutter : "It's so cruel to let people love you. All you're doing is promising you'll one day break their hearts." vid img (Episode 8)
BoJack : "You like being there to rescue me. Because it makes you feel good about yourself Princess Carolyn. Please, you’re such a self-pitying masochist, I could say ten nice things and one mean thing and you would only hear the one mean thing." (Episode 9)
BoJack : "You know that I don’t do the whole love thing. Either you end up hurting someone or they hurt you. So what’s the point?" (Episode 9)
Princess Carolyn : "Your heart is tender, so you protect it from people, but sometimes you open up a wall and it’s incredible. You’re doing the best you can considering your asshole parents." (Episode 9)
BoJack : "Just 'cause you're good at something doesn't mean you have to do it. I'm good at driving sober, but I don't relish the opportunity."
Ana : "BoJack, don’t do this. Don’t fetishize your own sadness." (Episode 10)
BoJack : "Todd, I'm sorry, alright? I screwed up, I- I know I screwed up, I—"
Todd : "Oh great, of course! Here it comes! You can't keep doing this! You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay! You need to be better!"
BoJack : "I know, and I'm sorry, okay? I was drunk and there was all this pressure with the Oscar campaign, but now that it's over, I- I- I—"
Todd : "No! No, BoJack, just stop. You are all the things that are wrong with you. It’s not the alcohol or the drugs or any of the shitty things that happened to you in your career or when you were a kid. It’s you. Alright, it’s you. Fuck man, what else is there to say." vid (Episode 10)
Random bird : "And I realized people don’t change because they want to change. They change because they have to change." (Episode 11)
Sara-Lynn : "Hey, we have all done shitty stuff before. Most of us aren’t as proud of it as you seem to be." (Episode 11)
Sarah Lynn : [her final words] "I want to be an architect." (Episode 11)
BoJack : "See, Sarah Lynn? We're not doomed. In the grand scheme of things, we're just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten. So it doesn't matter what we did in the past, or how we'll be remembered. The only thing that matters is right now. This moment. This one spectacular moment we are sharing together. Right, Sarah Lynn? Sarah Lynn? Sarah Lynn?" vid (Episode 11)
Ana : "There are going to be times when you’ll see someone in trouble. You’re going to want to rush in there and do whatever you can to save them, but you have to stop yourself. Because there are some people you can’t save. Cause those people will thrash and struggle and try to take you down with them." (Episode 11)
BoJack : "Liquor before beer."
BoJack : "Never fear."
BoJack : "Don't do heroin." (Episode 11)
BoJack : "I don’t know how to be Diane. It doesn’t get better and it doesn’t get easier. I can’t keep lying to myself thinking I’m gonna change, I’m poison. I come from poison and I have poison inside me and I destroy everything I touch. That’s my legacy. I have nothing to show for the live I have lived. And I have nobody in my life who’s better off for having known me." vid (Episode 12)
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SEASON 4
Eddie : "Where are you going?"
BoJack : "Home." (Episode 2)
Hollyhock : "Ever since I was a baby, people have always said that I kind of look like BoJack."
Todd : "Oh my god! That is a terrible thing to say to a baby!" (Episode 3)
BoJack : "But now I can feel her getting attached, and I just know I'm gonna BoJack things up."
Mr. Peanutbutter : "BoJack things up? You mean, show up somewhere and be the life of the party? Then share a laugh with your good friend, Mr. Peanutbutter?"
BoJack : "No, obviously I meant screw everything up until she hates me. I don't think I can take that. Maybe this time, don't do the thing that makes her hate you. I don't want to, but every time she looks at me with those big innocent eyes, all I can think about is every shitty thing I've ever done, and I think, 'I don't deserve that kind of love'." (Episode 6)
BoJack : "You're a piece of shit, but at least I know I'm a piece of shit, that makes me better than those other pieces of shit who don't know they're pieces of shit." (Episode 6)
BoJack : "Hollyhock, I'm glad you're here. If I'm shitty, that's just because I'm shitty, and you're allowed to be mad at me. But you need to know that whatever I do, it's not your fault."
Hollyhock : "I know. I mean, I know, but I don't always know, you know? Like sometimes I have this tiny voice in the back of my head that goes like, 'Hey, everyone hates you, and they're not wrong to feel that way.'"
BoJack : "I know what you mean."
Hollyhock : "That voice... the one that tells you you're worthless and stupid and ugly?"
BoJack : "Yeah?"
Hollyhock : "It goes away, right? It's just like, a dumb teenage girl thing, but then it goes away?"
BoJack : "Yeah." vid (Episode 6)
BoJack : "You can be mad at me or you can get drunk with me, but you can't do both."
Diane : "Watch me." (Episode 7)
Jessica Biel : "The rule of man is over, now begins the rule of fire! I will no longer be shackled by the civilized society of the above ground. This is Underground and the only law here is flame. The fire wants not for justice, the fire wants not for reason, the fire desires only to be fed! Feed the fire!" (Episode 7)
Princess Carolyn : "Sometimes life is like the second season of Friday Night Lights. You have to push through and hope there's better stuff ahead." (Episode 7)
BoJack : "Okay, okay. Here's the secret to being happy."
Diane : "Oh, I can't wait to hear this."
BoJack : "Just pretend you are happy, and eventually you'll forget you're pretending." (Episode 7)
Princess Carolyn : "Hey, you know what I do when I have really, bad, awful, terrible day?"
BoJack : "What?"
Princess Carolyn : "I imagine my great, great, great granddaughter in the future talking to her class about me, she's poised and funny and tells people about me and how everything's worked out in the end, and when I think about that I think about how everything's going to work out because how else could she tell people?"
BoJack : "But it's... fake."
Princess Carolyn : "Yeah well... it makes me feel better." (Episode 9)
Todd : "Call me 4 out of 5 dentists, 'cause I agree!" (Episode 12)
Todd : "The woods are dark and scary, but the only way out is through!" img (Episode 12)
Diane : "You know, sometimes I feel like our marriage is like a Magic Eye poster."
Mr. Peanutbutter : "I love those things."
Diane : "I know. And it's messy. and at first glance, it doesn't seem to make any sense. And it's hard to figure out. But sometimes, if you squint at it just right, everything lines up, and it's the most perfect... beautiful, amazing thing."
Mr. Peanutbutter : "Yeah. I know what you mean."
Diane : "But..."
Diane : "I'm so tired of squinting." vid (Episode 12)
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SEASON 5
Diane: "The real reason you go to Vietnam is because you see your accidentally soon-to-be ex-husband kiss someone else. At first you think, 'Oh, it's a fling. Whatever, they're drunk, it's a party. But then he puts his hand on the small of her back exactly the way he used to do to you. It means I've got you, and when he did it to you, it made you feel safe.' And you realize he will never do that to you again. And it breaks your heart, again after you heart was so broken that you thought it could never get anymore broken. You thought it was safe but it still, somehow, finds a new way to break. Because, even though you're the one who asked for this, now that you've got it, you are completely adrift with no compass, or map, or sense of where to go, or what to do. So you go to Vietnam. You think you might find community, a connection to something bigger, but.. you don't. In fact, you feel even more alone than you were before you left. But... you survive. You learn that you can survive being alone. vid (Episode 2)
BoJack : "Once again, my life has been worsened by a brush with musical theater." (Episode 3)
BoJack : "Beatrice Horseman was born in 1938, and she died in 2018, and I have no idea... what she wanted. Unless she just wanted what we all want: to be seen." (Episode 6)
BoJack : "We understood each other in a way, me and my mom and my dad. As screwed up as we all were, we did understand each other. My mother, she knew what it's like to feel your entire life like you're drowning with the exception of these moments, these very rare, brief instances, in which you suddenly remember... you can swim."
BoJack : "But then again, mostly not. Mostly you're drowning. She understood that, too. And she recognized that I understood it. And Dad. All three of us were drowning, and we didn't know how to save each other, but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together." (Episode 6)
Butterscotch Horseman : "No, it's not her fault. She's doing the best she can, after all. It's just that, you can't depend on women. You can't depend on anyone. Sooner or later, you need to learn that no one else is gonna take care of you. That's what I learned when I had to make my own sandwich. You can't rely on other people, BoJack. It's good for you to know. And she's a good mother for teaching you that. You've got a head start on most kids. You're actually very lucky." (Episode 6)
BoJack : "I was in the hospital with her those last moments, and they were truly horrifying, full of nonsensical screams and cries, but there was this moment, this one instant of strange calm, where she looked in my direction and said, "I see you." That's the last thing she said to me. "I see you." Not a statement of judgment or disappointment, just acceptance and the simple recognition of another person in a room. "Hello, there. You are a person. And I see you." Let me tell you, it's a weird thing to feel at 54 years old, that for the first time in your life, your mother sees you. It's an odd realization that that's the thing you've been missing, the only thing you wanted all along, to be seen. And it doesn't feel like a relief, to finally be seen. It feels mean, like, "Oh, it turns out that you knew what I wanted, and you waited until the very last moment to give it to me." I was prepared for more cruelty. I was sure that she would get in one final zinger about how I let her down, and about how I was fat and stupid, and too tall to be an effective Lindy-hopper. How I was needy and a burden and an embarrassment. All that I was ready for. I was not ready for "I see you." Only my mother would be lousy enough to swipe me with a moment of connection on her way out. But maybe I'm giving her too much credit. Maybe it wasn't about connection. Maybe it was a... maybe it was an "I see you," like, "I see you." Like, "You might have the rest of the world fooled, but I know exactly who you are." That's more my mom's speed. Or maybe she just literally meant "I see you. You are an object that has entered my field of vision." She was pretty out of it at the end, so maybe it's dumb to try to attribute it to anything." (Episode 6)
Todd : "I guess we'd hang out together, like we already do, and you'd be my favorite person, like you already are. And when something good happened to me, like if I got a promotion at work, you'd be the first person I'd tell. And you'd smile and say, 'That's my boyfriend.'" (Episode 9)
Gina Cazador : "You don't want that. For everything to be fine? How dreadfully boring." (Episode 11)
BoJack : "I don't understand why you're being so nice to me. After everything you know about me, and all the shit I've put you through.
Diane : When I was in high school, I had this friend. Abby. She was my only friend and we did everything together. Until she got adopted by the cool kids, and then she turned on me, so fast. She used every secret she knew about me, every vulnerability. She made me miserable my entire sophomore year. But then that summer, when her mom got sick, like really sick, and all her cool friends were off vacationing in Martha's Vineyard, I was there for her."
BoJack : "Why?"
Diane : "Because I'm an idiot. And it was Abby. And I hated her, and I will never forgive her, but she needed me, and... she was my best friend, and I loved her. And now... you're here, and I hate you, but you're my best friend, and you need me." (Episode 12)
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SEASON 6
Princess Carolyn : "We have so much in common. I don't know why we've spent so many years hating each other."
Vanessa Gekko : "I never hated you. Do you hate me?"
Princess Carolyn : [lying] "Uh, no." (Episode 2)
Diane : "When I was a little girl, I thought that everything - all the abuse and neglect - it somehow made me special. And I decided that one day, I would write something that made little girls like me less alone... And if I can't write that book..." (Episode 10)
Diane : “That means that all the damage I got isn’t ‘good damage.’ It’s just damage.”
Diane : “I could have been happy this whole time and written books about girl detectives and been cheerful and popular had good parents… What was it all for?!” (Episode 10)
BoJack : "This place was supposed to be a fresh start for me. Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start. But no matter how many starts I get, there's always the same ending. Everything falls apart, and I end up alone."
Princess Carolyn : "I'm still here, BoJack."
BoJack : "Why?"
Princess Carolyn : "I don't know. I'm a fool, I guess. And you were my first client. And one time you were drunk and you smiled at me, and I said: 'What?'' And you said: 'I just like being in a room with you. You make rooms good.'"
BoJack : "You still do."
Princess Carolyn : "I have loved you for 25 years, and I never loved anyone better. That kind of love, you only get it when you're young and stupid. I'm not gonna get it again. And when I tell my daughter the story of the great love of my life, I want it to have a happy ending."
BoJack : "Is it possible you letting me go is the happy ending?" (Episode 11)
BoJack : "I’ve had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another rockier bottom underneath.... Eventually, I decided to stop waiting for something to change me. I had to make the change myself." (Episode 12)
BoJack : "Less talkie and more coffee." (Episode 13)
BoJack : "See you on the other side."
Herb Kazzaz : "Oh, BoJack... no. There is no other side. This is it." (Episode 15)
Diane : "It's too late. What's done is done."
BoJack : "No."
Diane : "There's nothing I can do, BoJack. I'm not real. None of this is."
BoJack : "So, what do I do now?"
Diane : "BoJack, it doesn't matter."
BoJack : "Well, if it doesn't matter, can I stay on the phone with you at least?"
Diane : "Okay.
BoJack : "How was your day?
Diane : "Good."
BoJack : "Yeah?"
Diane : "Yeah. My day was good." (Episode 15)
Todd: "But isn't the point of art less what people put into it and more what people get out of it?"
BoJack: "Is that the point of art?"
Todd: "Maybe, or maybe art doesn't need a point. Maybe that's why it's called art."
BoJack : "I can't tell if you're being smart or stupid."
Todd : "Oh, I never know."
BoJack : "I think you had it for a moment, and then you lost it."
Todd : "Oh, well. It was nice while it lasted, right?"
BoJack : "Sure. It was nice while it lasted." vid (Episode 16)
Diane : "No, I need to tell you... thank you... and... it's going to be okay... and... I'm sorry... and... thank you..." (Episode 16)
Diane : "I wish I could have been the person you thought I was, the person who would save you."
BoJack : "That was never your job."
Diane : "Then why did you always make me feel like it was? I don't know, maybe it's everyone's job to save each other. I don't know. Anyway, I am glad you're alive." (Episode 16)
BoJack : "How'd you learn how to trust it? The happiness?"
Diane : "I didn't. But I trust him." (Episode 16)
Diane : "I think there are people that help you become the person that you end up being, and you can be grateful for them, even if they were never meant to be in your life forever."
Diane : I'm glad i knew you too."
BoJack : "Knew, huh?"
Diane : "Mm"
BoJack : "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if this night was the last time we ever talked to each other?" (Episode 16)
BoJack : "Life's a bitch and then you die, right?"
Diane : "Sometimes. Sometimes life's a bitch and then you keep living."
BoJack : "Yeah."
Diane : "But it's a nice night, huh?"
BoJack : "Yeah. This is nice." vid (Episode 16)
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